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Maybe we should help him.

2
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Wait. He will understand.
Thumbs are tricky.

3
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He doesn't know how to use a can opener?

4
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You can't blend in with society
if you can't do basic things.

5
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That's easy, see? Clamp it on the can,

6
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and you...

7
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Damn!

8
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The can is broken.

9
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- Excuse me?
- Oh my God, no!

10
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Do you work here? I want to complain.

11
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What is your problem?

12
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I rented this costume
for my husband's birthday,

13
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and now I can't
took off his mask.

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Excuse me,
Did you say it was for your husband's birthday?

15
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Yes.

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Okay.

17
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So, your husband likes strong women?

18
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I don't think it can be opened
because of the sucking effect.

19
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Have you tried lubricating it?

20
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Use butter or intimate lubricant.

21
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Sorry, why do I have intimate lubricant?

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Come on.

23
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You definitely have.

24
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I want this mask off now.

25
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I want a full refund of course.

26
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Unfortunately, refund
can only be approved

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if the costume is worn
for its proper purpose.

28
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What do you mean?

29
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Don't accuse her of sodomizing her husband
while dressed as Margaret Thatcher.

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That's right!

31
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Yes, but you can't say that.

32
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Sometimes I think you're not suitable
for customer service.

33
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You're so right.

34
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No, it's best that you fire me

35
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and gave me huge compensation.

36
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You are a manager
who is good at lying.

37
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You hate people within reasonable limits.
You always take breaks to smoke.

38
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You can grow here.

39
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Take my place when I'm gone.

40
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That's touching, Ange.
However, this is only temporary.

41
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Tim also said that when he first started working.

42
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He's been here for seven years
and love it.

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LAWYER'S ROOM Oath Clerk

44
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Of course not.

45
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Are you crazy? I don't want to sign.

46
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Listen, it's a deal
which is very good for you.

47
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Your music is playing in the elevator
every cruise ship in the fleet.

48
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They want to use your old music
as a telephone waiting tone.

49
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My show is at the Bradford Ballroom
sold out five nights in a row.

50
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Almost all members of the Rolling Stones
have slept with me.

51
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Cruise ship? I do not think so.

52
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It's time for me to work again.

53
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Valerie, the label likes you.

54
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Only Jesus can rise
in your condition.

55
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I can still sing
and still relevant.

56
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Indifferent. I'll even do a duet.

57
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How is Whitney Houston doing these days?

58
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Go out.
I'm just about to start auditioning.

59
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- Can I see?
- Why?

60
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I just want to learn to be human again.

61
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Good. However, don't do anything strange,
just stay still, and don't touch anyone.

62
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This is very important to me.

63
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Not just for me, okay?

64
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I'm doing this for our city
and people who need it.

65
00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,959
Jen said you did
because you're a loser

66
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who takes his girlfriend's money.

67
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,959
Then pretend masculinity
full of nostalgia

68
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makes you feel like you have control
for your weak and directionless life.

69
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Although I don't know most of the meaning,

70
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is that true?

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ELECTRONIC POWER
WILL CAUSE A SHORT-CIRCUIT

72
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Everything good?

73
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He received the news well.

74
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Yes, you were very impressive. Good.

75
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What do you think about side jobs?

76
00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:49,166
We have other artist clients
who has died

77
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and I think you can help.

78
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,500
What is the problem with house disputes?
Because I'm still quite new.

79
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I'm sure you can handle everything.
You're very impressive, Carrie.

80
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Yes.

81
00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,375
I can handle it. I will.

82
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Good. Saturday at 14.00.
I'll send you the address.

83
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Yes, good.

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VIGILANTE AUDITIONS

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NAME - STRENGTHS - ADVANTAGES / DISADVANTAGES

86
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Name?

87
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Sebastian. Seb… Seb.

88
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Seb. What are your strengths?

89
00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:01,000
I can summon sea creatures.

90
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Can you order them?

91
00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,875
No.

92
00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,291
I have a rich father.

93
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SEB: can summon sea creatures
KK: can't control - KL: rich

94
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- Your name?
- Ade.

95
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Megan.

96
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What can you do?

97
00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:32,417
I can penetrate solid objects.

98
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I can convert anything into PDF.

99
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- Can change the refrigerator?
- Whatever.

100
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- Person?
- Whatever.

101
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I'm like a magnet.

102
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It's not always active,
but if it's active, you'll know.

103
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It's active.

104
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Good.

105
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We will contact you.

106
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I'm stuck.

107
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Don't mind me. I'm going out.

108
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Still stuck.

109
00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,375
- Is there anyone else coming?
- Yes.

110
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Excuse me. What are you doing?

111
00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:34,959
My butt can be 3D printed.

112
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I can print all things
as long as it is aerodynamic.

113
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Can you print spoons?

114
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Sorry to interrupt.

115
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- Excuse me.
- Come on. You can do it.

116
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- Come on. Oh my, yes!
- You can.

117
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- Spirit.
- Good grief.

118
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- Keep the spirit.
- Wow.

119
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Keep doing that.

120
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- Straining!
- Yes!

121
00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:01,792
Come on!

122
00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,583
- Come on!
- Wow.

123
00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,250
No.

124
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Can I join?

125
00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,875
How do you get into the flat?

126
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000
With super speed. It is clear.

127
00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:25,875
Well, how fast…

128
00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,500
I finished going to the Tate Modern and came here again.

129
00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:35,291
Their Dada retrospective exhibition
disappointing.

130
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Cheers.

131
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Peace.

132
00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:02,083
Thank you very much for coming.

133
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,709
No problem.

134
00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:08,291
Sometimes I feel
just like a photocopier.

135
00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,309
I'm happy to be asked
work on real legal issues.

136
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:13,000
Because I can,
but never commissioned.

137
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,583
- Is this a recording studio?
- Exactly right.

138
00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:19,750
There are artists who die
before finishing his final album.

139
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,875
That's really tragic.
The fans are still enthusiastic.

140
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COLT CALLAGHAN ON DOMESTIC TOUR

141
00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:26,041
We already paid for it in advance.

142
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,333
So, if he can sing
through you,

143
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the songs can be finished

144
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:33,583
and album sales can go platinum
in 30 to 40 regions worldwide.

145
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You don't mind?

146
00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,208
Three, two, one.

147
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,083
- Who do they want to connect with their spirits?
- <i>Colt Callaghan.</i>

148
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:49,417
He is a famous country music singer
in the 80s.

149
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,291
I thought you were dealing with legal matters?

150
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,434
<i>I think so too,
but they only want my power</i>

151
00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:55,625
Why doesn't anyone care?
Carrie's abilities?

152
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,375
Because Carrie too often

153
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,750
convey the spirit's thoughts.

154
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Can you come? For morel support?

155
00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,250
I'm working and can't leave.

156
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,000
I need money to pay for the clinic.

157
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,750
You get a share of my salary.

158
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:08,917
How much do you get paid?

159
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,458
Who knows.
It's a bit impolite to ask, isn't it?

160
00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,709
<i>Come.
I really need friends right now.</i>

161
00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:15,083
You don't need friends.

162
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:18,000
You need people
who is good at negotiating salaries.

163
00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,333
You need…

164
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,583
{\an8}Jen Regan Talent Management.

165
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,083
This is handwritten.

166
00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:29,375
We are a boutique agency
which has a personal concept.

167
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:34,625
This precious woman will not open her mouth
until we discuss the salary.

168
00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:35,875
This is an additional request.

169
00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,792
"Sushi <i>platter</i>.
Ice water at room temperature."

170
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,291
We'll deal with this later.

171
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,500
Right now I need to talk to Colt.

172
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,125
He will be very confused.

173
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:49,333
Pay first.

174
00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,333
- We can pay 250.
- That's right.

175
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,208
Miss Jackson doesn't work on Saturdays
only to be paid 250.

176
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:57,417
- Five hundred. Final offer.
- Three hundred.

177
00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,750
I think my client would agree to being paid 300 pounds.

178
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:01,667
- Yes.
- Yes.

179
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,375
300 thousand pounds.

180
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,709
Can you give us some time alone?

181
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:21,667
Did he say 300,000 pounds?

182
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,417
I could buy a flat and go on holiday.

183
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,083
I can buy Tenderstem broccoli.

184
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,375
Tenderstem Broccoli, Jen.
It's much softer.

185
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,417
You can pay for the clinic.

186
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,458
We agree on the salary amount.

187
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:47,875
WELCOME TO THE VIGILANTE

188
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,083
When will our friends come?

189
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,542
Not friends, but my vigilante group.

190
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:58,959
What are you hiding?

191
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,667
You said you needed a snack, so...

192
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,458
So, where should I sit?

193
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:11,375
Actually, I want you to do something
which is very important.

194
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,458
Okay.

195
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,625
Fine, I want you

196
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,125
bought this.

197
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:22,375
Fine, I can do that.

198
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,709
I can buy you...

199
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:24,959
{\an8}Shopping list

200
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,208
"…tampons."

201
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,291
Good.

202
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,583
- Where can I buy tampons?
- Pharmacy.

203
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,166
Pharmacy. Yes.

204
00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:37,083
Jen says it's too early for me
to get out.

205
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,375
Jen's not here.

206
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,417
- Fine, I won't disappoint you.
- Yes.

207
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,709
There is no miniature horse.

208
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,417
That can't be done.

209
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,000
Find us a big horse

210
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,417
which can appear small from the end of a telescope
wrong, or we leave.

211
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,709
Yes, good. I'll take care of all that
after he hooked up with Colt.

212
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,667
I tell you, Colt can be a little tough.

213
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,583
How difficult is it?

214
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,333
Where am I? Did I faint?

215
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:28,083
How old are you? Wait. I don't want to know.

216
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:31,500
Just say you're 18 years old,
we agree on that.

217
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,333
Colt, don't panic,
but you're dead.

218
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,792
My wife is a jerk.

219
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,500
Finally he did.
He always wants to kill me.

220
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,583
I appreciate that.

221
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:45,041
Nobody killed you.
We're calling you to finish your album.

222
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,333
Darling, your breasts are big,
You look like Margaret Thatcher.

223
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:50,166
I like it.

224
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,333
Thank You. Your breasts are pretty nice too.

225
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:57,667
Unlucky!

226
00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:00,625
Maybe it's in a woman's body
will make you a little polite.

227
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,750
Good! I don't have a problem with this.

228
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,834
Does she wear a size C bra?

229
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,709
You died long ago.
Do you want to know the latest news?

230
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,792
There are only three things I need to know.

231
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:16,000
Is the beer still cold? Weapons still cool?
Was Jesus still white?

232
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:20,500
- Yes. Come on.
- Stop it. Don't touch it.

233
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,667
Take your hands off. Let go.

234
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,834
- Okay!
- What a pervert.

235
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,333
Congratulations, friends.

236
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,917
You have been chosen
for showing me

237
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,250
that you are fit to be a hero.

238
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,083
You passed the first test.

239
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,500
Are there any more tests? I'm dyslexic,
and need more time.

240
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,917
The test is more practical
rather than a written test.

241
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,291
It's more of a kind
physical and spiritual practices.

242
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,375
This is just a figure of speech.

243
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,542
Maybe it should
I don't use the word "test".

244
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,458
Forget what I said earlier...

245
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,166
We are here for one noble purpose:
fighting crime.

246
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,959
What is the specific meaning?

247
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,375
Like preventing crime
and so on.

248
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,458
- There are many types of crime.
- I know. I don't think we need to...

249
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:09,375
I suggest crushing it
perpetrator of child sexual abuse.

250
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,333
We catch the real bad guys.
Any other suggestions?

251
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,834
- Trash? No! Murderer!
- Yes.

252
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,250
What about parents?

253
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,625
- Yes, never mind.
- No.

254
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:22,208
I mean, the perpetrator of fraud on parents.
Like telemarketers.

255
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,709
drug dealer,

256
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:27,000
the person who put the bag
in an empty seat on the train,

257
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,417
rapist?

258
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:34,458
I have another marker
somewhere. Excuse me.

259
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,625
I can print it. A moment.

260
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:43,834
What color?

261
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,291
MASSINGHAM PHARMACY

262
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,375
Tampons?

263
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,834
WOMEN'S CLEANLINESS

264
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,286
NEW TECHNOLOGY IS EASY TO ATTACH

265
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,500
So, now we discuss
pedophiles versus children.

266
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,667
That's repetition, right?

267
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,542
Aren't we going to protect the children
from pedophiles?

268
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,985
The meaning of the two sentences is opposite.

269
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,375
It should be children versus women.

270
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:42,667
If you help women, it's like supervising
when they come home at night or something,

271
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,750
I think they will
very grateful.

272
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,083
We will not ask for anything in return.

273
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,667
However, if they want to thank you,
it's a job benefit.

274
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,834
Yes, thank you
by fucking us, right?

275
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,166
- No.
- What? No!

276
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,208
Don't fuck with the people we help.

277
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,041
Now I set boundaries.

278
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,792
If anyone wants to give money?

279
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,500
That's tipping. No problem.

280
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,542
I want to propose myself as leader
in this section.

281
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:10,208
I understand and respect women.
I love women.

282
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,792
- I love women more.
- There are four of my sisters.

283
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:14,875
I have a mother.

284
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,250
- I have two mothers.
- I have a girlfriend. Do you have one?

285
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,291
- At the moment I don't have...
- Ha! Three-two.

286
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,041
However, it also means something

287
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,542
that I don't see women
as a sexual object.

288
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,333
Same. I rarely make love with my girlfriend.

289
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,542
I like reading Jane Austen novels.

290
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,166
I know where the clitoris is.

291
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:45,875
Prove it.

292
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,333
Drink it.

293
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,625
It was… too difficult.

294
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,458
You bought tampons for your girlfriend?

295
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,792
No, he's a man.

296
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,875
You, teenagers,
accept gender diversity. Good.

297
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,834
I've been gone long enough.

298
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,583
There are too many things.

299
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,208
Excuse me. I'm useless.

300
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,875
Do not love. Each person's abilities
in understanding it is different.

301
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,959
I can help you get what you need.

302
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:25,333
What is menstruation like?
Heavy? Lots of blood clots?

303
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,208
Does he like the applicator or not?

304
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,500
What is menstruation?

305
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,375
Good grief. Okay.

306
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,458
We have to start from the beginning.

307
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,291
Woman's Body

308
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,959
Come on, darling. Is this really necessary?

309
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,709
If you don't try to take off your bra,
I'll take off the gloves.

310
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,917
- Darling! Excuse me.
- Stop it!

311
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,291
Honey, can you help turn it around?

312
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,041
I haven't seen these songs yet
since 30 years ago.

313
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,208
Needs a refresh on the old lyrics.

314
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,291
Jen, have you read these lyrics?

315
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,166
These lyrics really don't respect women
and Canadians.

316
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,959
I guess it's not that bad... OK. Good grief.

317
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:18,500
I can't do it.

318
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,583
What? Of course you can.
You can do this.

319
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,166
Please, do this.

320
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,417
I guess I'm uncomfortable
says these lyrics.

321
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,041
However, you weren't the one who said it.
Correct?

322
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,375
It came out of my mouth.
My mouth said those words.

323
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,917
I don't want to be sexist.

324
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,709
If I met Malala? I'd be embarrassed.

325
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:36,792
Listen, Carrie.

326
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:41,333
I would never ask you
do things that make you uncomfortable.

327
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:44,208
Unless someone pays us
300,000 pounds for that, see?

328
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,333
So, just do it, okay?

329
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,625
I can make adjustments
in the lyrics.

330
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,041
He doesn't remember what he wrote.

331
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,875
He will sing the lyrics.

332
00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:00,625
Yes. Compromising is
the good thing about negotiations.

333
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,583
Where are you going?

334
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,709
I booked a masseuse
handsome Latina, Carrie.

335
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,250
I won't miss that.

336
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,417
You can, right? Don't worry.

337
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,875
Honestly, it's too easy.

338
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:44,250
So do it. Or don't you know?

339
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,750
How do you lead a women's protection group
if you don't know where the "clidoris" is?

340
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,542
What?

341
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,250
"Clidoris."

342
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,458
- You mean "clitoris"?
- That's what I said.

343
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,709
You said "klidoris" with a "D".

344
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,667
- He's stalling. I think…
- I can.

345
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,333
Cash! I did it. I bought...

346
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,875
- What's wrong?
- We look for the clitoris.

347
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:27,041
It's on top, under the clitoral hood,

348
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,291
above the labia minora.

349
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,333
Appropriate.

350
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,750
Come on, that's basic knowledge.

351
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,875
- It doesn't mean you won.
- Kash, here's your tampon.

352
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:40,750
Look? I bought my boyfriend tampons.

353
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,083
You will do it too
if you have a boyfriend.

354
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,375
Thank You.

355
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:04,625
I like my lover
like I like my guns.

356
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:05,792
However, with a damper.

357
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,667
This is an offering
for the perfect woman.

358
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,917
<i>I met him at a bar downtown</i>

359
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,125
<i>He watches drunk people</i>

360
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:23,583
<i>Gosh, his mouth is good for… discussions</i>

361
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,750
<i>Her buttocks seem to say
"Respect me as a fellow intellectual"</i>

362
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:30,041
This sounds different.

363
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,125
- We made small changes.
- <i>Perfect woman</i>

364
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:34,959
- Creative differences.
- You can't do that.

365
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:38,041
<i>Now we are
In the back of my big red truck</i>

366
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,375
<i>Country music is playing and we are going</i>

367
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,500
<i>Making love based on love</i>

368
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,667
Almost no different.

369
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,375
<i>We made love all night
And he said darling</i>

370
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:51,959
<i>However, when morning came</i>

371
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:57,291
<i>I do what real men do
And I had oral sex…</i>

372
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,250
Hi! Guys, I know that's not true.

373
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,458
What's this?

374
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,959
"I performed oral sex on him"?

375
00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:06,333
I think there's a market for it.

376
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,959
Maggie, you know I like you,

377
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:11,667
but I never will
give you oral sex, Maggie.

378
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:14,291
Did you hear? That's disgusting.

379
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:18,875
Who changed this? This is my song.
Who changed these lyrics?

380
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,417
300,000 pounds.

381
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,041
Okay.

382
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:47,834
You don't have to eat it all.

383
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:50,375
I won't live in luxury anymore, Carrie.

384
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:52,750
I'm not even good at pretending to be successful.

385
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:55,417
You can. For about an hour.

386
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:59,458
Maybe it should
I sing the song as it is.

387
00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:03,125
I'm proud of you
for standing up for what you believe in.

388
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,834
- You won't do that, right?
- No.

389
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:17,166
That's a lot of money, Carrie.
Good grief.

390
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,875
Maybe connecting spirits
is my only skill.

391
00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:26,750
Shut your mouth, you idiot.

392
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,583
Your lyrics are good. Your lyrics.

393
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,333
- Yes?
- Yes.

394
00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:36,041
It's just money.

395
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,125
Only 300,000 pounds…

396
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,834
Please don't mention the amount.
My body hurts when I hear it.

397
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,917
Come on!

398
00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:50,375
START

399
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,333
That was the idea.

400
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,417
- I like it.
- That was my idea.

401
00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:22,542
- What are your activities today?
- I know where the clitoris is.

402
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,625
I won't respond to that.

403
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,375
How to play?

404
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:31,583
So, everyone started holding five tampons,

405
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,875
and you have to walk
from Bandage Valley

406
00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:36,583
up to the Wings of Heaven.

407
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:37,667
FINISH LINE

408
00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:39,875
Don't get trapped in Absorbing Paya.

409
00:25:39,959 --> 00:25:41,834
- Points deducted by ten.
- Good.

410
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,875
You will start from here...

411
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:24,083
- I think I left my umbrella.
- Magnet Girl.

412
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,166
I have a name.

413
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,208
- Do you have piercings?
- No.

414
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,291
You weren't implanted with a microchip, were you?

415
00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:14,458
Subtitle translation by Widia Mardiana